Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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A song based on fact rather than fiction.
Temp is -12C/10F windchill is -20C/-4F. I think Americans are the only ones who use Fahrenheit, stubborn aren't they?
"Warship off to Libya" All I have to ask is why? It's getting a bit crowded over there. Everybody and their dog is sending over a warship. They are acting like a bunch of Hyena around a dead carcass.
Here's a switch. WikiLeaks is one of the candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize. Wouldn't that choke up a lot of people, if he won. Highly unlikely. I can't see where he did anything for peace. More likely a war of words. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/1230821.html
When I was reading the TV guide this morning, because of the line in my glasses, instead of American Idol, I read American Fool. It's not that I have anything against the show. I don't care one way or the other. In fact, I don't give a shit. Now there's a button I would like to see on Facebook. They have" Like, Unlike and Comment. They should have one "I don't give a shit."
Here's a joke my brother sent
Three women die together in an accident. And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks! "
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck ,and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.He chains them together and says,
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment
as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this, and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.
Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
"I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? "
The guy says,
"I don't know about you,butI stepped on a Duck.