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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Prince Charles Will Save The World

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Saturday morning on what promises to be a beautiful day. About to do my usual Sat. routine, take my wife & daughter Yardsaleing. I think...
Friday, July 30, 2010

International Protestors Union?

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The day is starting off wrong. The Canadian Tire flyer had driveway sealer at $12.99. Aaagh!. I bought mine in June for $30.00. Can't do...
Thursday, July 29, 2010

Where Has My Promotion Gone?

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Storm on the way. That's what they say. In that case, I'll just do inside stuff. I was watching a tv show the other day called, ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010

1900 Electric Car Photo

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Today it's supposed to be 28C/82F. Of course the humidity will be higher. We are waiting for the Power Co. to arrive. They are going to ...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010

School Days. School Days. Good Old Golden Rule Days

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Tue. morning. Should be a nice day. Sunny with a little wind. Sounds like a grass cutting day. Can't start yet, though. Don't want t...
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Monday, July 26, 2010

Cash For Clunkers

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Monday morning and back to the warm temps. again. They say for most of the week. Woke up at 7:00 this morning to the sound of sirens. And it...
Sunday, July 25, 2010

The Souped Up Drink Cooler

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Saw something on New People's Almanac this morning. It said that 80% of millionairs drive a second hand car. So I was fairly impressed w...

Careful With the Dildow

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Someone mentioned that I must have seen some strange goings on when I worked at the airport. And that's an understatement. I'll ment...
Saturday, July 24, 2010

Britney Spears On The Run

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At least that's what she called herself as she made a dash through security the other day at Halifax Int. Airport. She ran past the guys...
Friday, July 23, 2010

Hobby Without a Horse

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This article is about me, or at least the hobbies I've had over the last ten years. Now I don't have a hobby like stamp collecting e...
Thursday, July 22, 2010

Catholic Jokes and Bingo

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Big rain and thunder today. Supposed to be 20C/68F. The grass needs the rain. Someone gave my neighbour a lawnmower, non working that is. Ha...
Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The $400,000. Cookie

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The temp. today is 28C/82F with humidity 38C/96F. That is fairly warm and I gather that under some people's collars it could be hotter. ...
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

No More Water Pipes For Women

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Saw this article the other day and it said that Hamas won't allow women to use water pipes any more. The first thing that came to my min...

Squatters To Be Shot

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Awhile back I wrote about Canada Geese. The next day there was a half page article on the subject. It seems that when they fly south and sto...
Monday, July 19, 2010

Walking Drunk!

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When I finish with the newspaper today, I'm going to take it out and pee on it. Is that the same as weed killer? One article really tick...
Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Indian Nation

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Yesterday my wife was going shopping and we were finishing off a conversation. Her last sentence was, "What goes around comes around I...
Saturday, July 17, 2010

Tony Soprano Needs the Cash

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The front page of yesterday's paper showed the results of an accident. A woman had backed out of a driveway and had hit an old man drivi...
Friday, July 16, 2010

♫ Lets Twist again, like we did 50 yrs.ago.♫

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♫ Lets Twist again, like we did 50 yrs.ago.♫ Well, if you have that notion even vaguely in your mind, have an ambulance standing by. Chubby ...

Remember the Alamo

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"Quebec to boost birth rate by coverning fertility treatments." Just got to get that birth rate up eh? I bet to get that you have ...
Thursday, July 15, 2010

Happy Birthday Hula Hoop!

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Happy Birthday Hula Hoop! Actually it was in March, but its the thought that matters. And speaking of thoughts, my thought is that a lot of ...
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