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Pensioners Rants

Monday, December 26, 2011

Boxing Day.

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I awoke up to the sound of a big truck outside. Oh, oh. Garbage man. Wine and turkey doesn't seem to help a flagging memory. My wife had...
Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Lobster and a Happy Face.

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Cold and crispy to-day. Temp about 0C/32F. Last Friday I took my wife out to look at countertop for our new kitchen. The cupboards are arriv...
Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Lost For Awhile

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Amazing how time passes. I have not added an article since the middle of Sept. Must be busy. I can't believe we had a snow storm last ...
Tuesday, September 13, 2011

World Trade Center

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Yesterday was 9/11 day. It's like a JFK day. Everyone remembers where they were. On that day, I was at work, at the Hfx. airport. I used...
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Making of a Superpower

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I read some bad news the other day, I had a hard time believing. It seems the Ameicans are running out of big rocks. Yes, its hard to believ...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011

How Jackie Got His TouchPad!

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Last Friday I was discussing the iPad with my son. I told him I wasn't interested in an iPad, all I needed was an eReader. Lately I have...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Royally Speaking

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When I joined the air force in 1961, it was the Royal Canadian Air Force. Then some dummy got the bright idea to join all the services, so I...
Thursday, August 11, 2011

Our Gas Prices

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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Horses Ass

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RAILROAD TRACKS The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's ...
Monday, July 18, 2011

Credit Card Maxed? So What.

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The weather today is whatever forcast you pick. The picks are, cloudy, sunny, showers or stormy. They could sell lottery tickets on this. ...
Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Mayhem Still Reigns

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Sunny out today but Thor is supposed to bang his hammer. Do you notice there is nothing on tv to watch? It's so bad, I've even giv...
Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Pendulum Swings

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Rain today - which is a good thing. In an economics course I took at university, they talked about a pendulum. How everything swings from ...
Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Murder and Mayhem

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Summer is here, probably for a short stay. When I opened the newspaper this morning, all I could see was murder & mayhem. Downtown Hal...
Friday, July 1, 2011

In All the Right Places

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A sunny Canada Day to you all. Looking at the paper this morning, I don't think it was my bifocals, I think it was my thought process....
Thursday, June 30, 2011

Bifocals Can Be A Hazard

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How's the weather? Don't ask! I just remembered about the yardsale I went to on Sat. Total waste of time and money. I should know ...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Brown Sugar Sandwich

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It is a beautiful day, finally. A friend of my wife asked me yesterday, if I remembered brown sugar sandwiches. OMG - Yes, I remember brow...
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Monday, June 27, 2011

That Is The Question

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There was this big yellow thing in the sky yesterday. Was that the sun? Waiting to see if it returns. While turning the pages of the paper...
Sunday, June 26, 2011

Who Invented The Wonderbra?

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Fog! Enough said. I see in Nova Scotia, you can get a french licence plate now. Another one of those money grabs. Like my veteran's pl...
Saturday, June 25, 2011

♫ Donald, Where's Your Trousers?♫

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Rain! Enough said. There is an article in the paper today about changing Cornwallis School's name. It's the school board who voted...
Friday, June 24, 2011

Trying To Rewrite History

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I know it is daylight, because I can see everything. That is, except the sun. In other words, it's cloudy. Worked on my barbacue a cou...
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