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Pensioners Rants

Saturday, June 30, 2018

So I guess the protesters in the U.S. are saying that they want more migrants to cross the border.

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Friday, June 29, 2018

Memories are like doors. We seem to insist on opening those that should always remain closed.

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

There are just too many books to read.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Naive people love politics. It lets them think they are knowledgeable and that their opinion is worth something.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Coffee and Raisin Bread for breakfast.....Heartburn for Coffee Break.

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Monday, June 25, 2018

This migrant stuff in the U.S. is crazy. You just can't take everyone from South America and plunk them down in Texas. What is the matter with everyone?

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In the winter, when you are out with the snow blower, you are wishing it was the lawn mower. In the summer, when you are out pushing the lawn mower, you are glad it's the lawn mower.

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Sunday, June 24, 2018

After mass this morning, the priest made one last remark. "Remember when you are out in the parking lot, we are all Christians."

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Saturday, June 23, 2018

They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, I prefer to believe that absence makes the eyes wander.

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Friday, June 22, 2018

A memory is a memory of a memory, of a memory.......until it's bullshit.

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

When you wake up in the morning, it's a big surprise. If you don't wake up, it would be a big surprise. Always something to look forward to.

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Friday, March 23, 2018

People in India should never have been taught to use the phone.

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Sunday, March 11, 2018

If women want something to protest, why don't they protest Daylight Saving Time?

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Friday, March 9, 2018

As popular as graffiti is in our society, there’s still plenty of tattoo regret. Tattoo removal is a big business. It’s expensive and painful and it never looks the same as a never-tattooed patch.

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Thursday, March 8, 2018

X-Files seems to be the new version of "The Twilight Zone".

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

I dreamt that I was back doing one of my old jobs. Would you call that a dream or nightmare? Maybe even wishful thinking.

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I haven't actually wondered what Psoriasis is like, but now I know from first hand experience.

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Monday, March 20, 2017

Watching 'Fortitude'. Withall that snow, I have yet to see any vehicle get stuck.

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

My General Electric toaster, a wedding present, is over 49 yrs. old.

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Too hot in bed last night, had to hang one foot out.

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