Tuesday, July 31, 2018

This is a new phrase I've heard lately, which I don't like to hear. "Life Changing Injuries."

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Monday, July 30, 2018

Last Night’s Dream.

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In this alternate universe, I am a Taser Technician. My job was to go and retrieve the Taser wires that were expended. Drag them back and ...
Sunday, July 29, 2018

Going on a cruise this fall, from Boston to the Caribbean. Expect the ship to be filled with drunken Irish Catholics.

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Saturday, July 28, 2018

For some, a time of prayer is begging for a lottery win.

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Friday, July 27, 2018

It’s the thought that counts.

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 Rubbish. If the idea is no good, it amounts to nothing. If the idea is good but not acted on, it amounts to nothing. It is the most inexpen...
Thursday, July 26, 2018

I wake up in the morning with great intentions, then reality sets in...

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In this case, I was going to cut the grass this morning but then saw that it rained last night. You know what? I can't be sure I would r...

Lady, don’t be such an idiot...

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So, I saw this morning that a woman in Ont. Is suing a barber for not cutting her hair. She’s black, he’s white. He’s probably over 60. Sh...
Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Saw a good ad on T.V. yesterday concerning tattoos.

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Rather than finding a cure for some disease or something important, they invented a makeup to cover tattoos. It made me chuckle to think of ...
Tuesday, July 24, 2018

The tragedy in Toronto. Now we all know about it.

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We’ve seen it on T.V. For me, there are some things that stick out. First, was the length of time it took to find out who he was? Halfway ...

Had a cinnamon bun for breakfast and I noticed that it had no calorie count on the package. So, I'm guessing it was calorie free.

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Monday, July 23, 2018

Heavy rain yesterday. I was waiting for that, to check on something. When there is heavy rain,

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the back of my yard is like a swimming pool. It takes a while for the water to drain off. A couple of weeks ago, it so happened that the hou...

Why is it important to learn English when you live in an English-speaking country?

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Sunday, July 22, 2018

In most older graveyards, the only visitor is the weather.

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Saturday, July 21, 2018

Just finished reading James A. Michener's book "Return to Paradise". I'm amazed that his earlier works have not been banned. Probably his books are too much reading by those that do the complaining.

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Friday, July 20, 2018

Someone told me that protests are social gatherings for misfits.

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Thursday, July 19, 2018

I wonder if going to Paris now is like going to Haiti?

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I woke up so early this morning it was still yesterday.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Good health & fish chowder for lunch, what more can you ask for?

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. If you're bald, you're really screwed.

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I just read,

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