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Pensioners Rants

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Nothing makes you think more about your mortality, than the death of a sibling.

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Friday, September 28, 2018

I have never fallen out of bed and don't know anyone who has. I have heard of people falling into bed but I have not experienced it..

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Many times I have seen the word unscathed used, but never the word scathe.

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Americans have given up respect for the office of the Presidency. I doubt if it will ever return.

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Sunday, September 23, 2018

The only difference between the rich people and me is that they have more money.

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Friday, September 21, 2018

I think my wife is going on a safari tomorrow.

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She told me she is going to hunt for giant tigers. Not just any tiger, but giant ones. Can you imagine? She must be very brave. 
Thursday, September 20, 2018

Everyone has their own dream....

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unfortunately, some turn out to be nightmares.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Are girdles coming back into fashion, now they call them slimming belts?

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Saturday, September 15, 2018

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the Globe.

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I once knew a guy whose name was Clowater. He used to sign his name CLO H2O.

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Thursday, September 13, 2018

I’m reading this story and the man says, “My name is Ahmed.”

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It reminds me of yesterday when I was returning from Halifax. Almost all the way home, I was following a car with the license plate, AHMED...
Tuesday, September 11, 2018

If you were going back in time, what would be the first thing to take with you?

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I'm opting for a flea collar.
Saturday, September 8, 2018

Some people that come to see you are visitors, others are people that stay too long.

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How long should a visitor stay? From what I can tell, three days seems to be the magic number. But, this all depends on the people involved.
Thursday, September 6, 2018

As we grow older, do the facts of our life turn into fiction?

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Do the fish get larger? Do the lies get bigger? Do we change the dreams from the past to fit the present? Does this make us happy?
Tuesday, September 4, 2018

News to be proud of. "Cocaine use making a comeback in Cape Breton, police say."

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Sunday, September 2, 2018

There are some places in the past that people don’t like to acknowledge. You don’t want it to nag you through life but no matter how hard we try to forget them, they keep sneaking back.

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Friday, August 31, 2018

John McCain said: “We never hide from history. We make history.”

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Thinking about all the statues about the Civil War they have removed, I think they rewrite history. To prove the point, in the new movie o...
Thursday, August 30, 2018

In the coal mining town where I grew up, everything was black with coal dust, the houses, the ground, the washed clothes on the line and the snow. But there was only one black man.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

“The most troubling issue in many European cities these days is not migrants, its tourists.”

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Having done a lot of travelling, I can relate to this. On my first trip to Rome, it was by way of a cruise ship. We were bussed in. At the...
Monday, August 27, 2018

What laws will a government pass if the leader is a fool?

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