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Pensioners Rants

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Anyone who invents the game of baseball deserves to rule the world..... for a few years.

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Friday, October 19, 2018

I think people whom put graffiti on walls should be fined, and a big fine at that. Never mind this crap about it being art. It's pure and simple vandalism.

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Thursday, October 18, 2018

I see people running around wearing jeans full of holes. When I was young, even poor people would be too ashamed to wear clothes like that.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Needed my camera with me today. Saw a coffin hanging out the back of a 1/2 ton truck.

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On CBC News today, nothing else has happened in the world. It's all gone to pot.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2018

I don't like big fuzzy hairdos. They make me think the owners are in a perpetual scared mode.

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

I'm a firm believer in donating to the lottery.

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Thursday, October 11, 2018

Halloween and Girl Guide Cookies.

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Have you ever noticed on Halloween that some neighbors lock their doors and turn off the lights? What is the matter with them, stingy? Not...
Wednesday, October 10, 2018

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. at any given time is 61,000. In Canada, when marijuana becomes legal, we will probably beat that number.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Pork Hocks on the Spit.

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This is a photo of pork hocks on the spit in a restaurant window in Munich, Germany. I didn't have any in that place but I did try them...
Monday, October 8, 2018

I think that politicians have to spend so much time answering insults, it leaves them little time to figure out new ways to cheat us.

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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Celebraties are quasi politicians voted in by idiots.

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Thursday, October 4, 2018

I thought this was a great looking ad. I was a little taken back when I noticed him working on his car in white pants

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http://www.oldmagazineads.net/2008/06/1972-raleigh-cigarette-magazine-ad.html
Monday, October 1, 2018

Why do people not paint their houses with graffiti?

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Because people who paint graffiti don't own houses.
Sunday, September 30, 2018

Nothing makes you think more about your mortality, than the death of a sibling.

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Friday, September 28, 2018

I have never fallen out of bed and don't know anyone who has. I have heard of people falling into bed but I have not experienced it..

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Many times I have seen the word unscathed used, but never the word scathe.

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Americans have given up respect for the office of the Presidency. I doubt if it will ever return.

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Sunday, September 23, 2018

The only difference between the rich people and me is that they have more money.

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Friday, September 21, 2018

I think my wife is going on a safari tomorrow.

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She told me she is going to hunt for giant tigers. Not just any tiger, but giant ones. Can you imagine? She must be very brave. 
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