Monday, November 19, 2018

They say you should take everything with a grain of salt and then they say that you shouldn't eat too much salt. So, what's the truth?

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Sunday, November 18, 2018

You don't know anything about a person until you read it in the obituary, then you find out what a great person they were.

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Saturday, November 17, 2018

I wonder if a police car, in a car chase, has ever run out of gas?

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Friday, November 16, 2018

"I'm in love with your body......O why O Why.....I'm in love with your body.....O Why O Why....." Elevator music at a hotel in Boston, for 9 floors.

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Thursday, November 15, 2018

When I joined the Air Force, I was told not to discuss politics or religion. Now, on social media, politics is religion.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

So far, my son and I have visited over 40 countries. It's like doing "The Amazing Race" in slow motion.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

You know you've had a bad Caribbean Cruise, when you return home and find out you've lost weight.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Anyone who invents the game of baseball deserves to rule the world..... for a few years.

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Friday, October 19, 2018

I think people whom put graffiti on walls should be fined, and a big fine at that. Never mind this crap about it being art. It's pure and simple vandalism.

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Thursday, October 18, 2018

I see people running around wearing jeans full of holes. When I was young, even poor people would be too ashamed to wear clothes like that.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Needed my camera with me today. Saw a coffin hanging out the back of a 1/2 ton truck.

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On CBC News today, nothing else has happened in the world. It's all gone to pot.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2018

I don't like big fuzzy hairdos. They make me think the owners are in a perpetual scared mode.

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

I'm a firm believer in donating to the lottery.

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Thursday, October 11, 2018

Halloween and Girl Guide Cookies.

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Have you ever noticed on Halloween that some neighbors lock their doors and turn off the lights? What is the matter with them, stingy? Not...
Wednesday, October 10, 2018

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. at any given time is 61,000. In Canada, when marijuana becomes legal, we will probably beat that number.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Pork Hocks on the Spit.

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This is a photo of pork hocks on the spit in a restaurant window in Munich, Germany. I didn't have any in that place but I did try them...
Monday, October 8, 2018

I think that politicians have to spend so much time answering insults, it leaves them little time to figure out new ways to cheat us.

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Sunday, October 7, 2018

Celebraties are quasi politicians voted in by idiots.

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Thursday, October 4, 2018

I thought this was a great looking ad. I was a little taken back when I noticed him working on his car in white pants

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