Thursday, January 31, 2019

The last time I was in Boston, I tried Popeye's. Glad I'm not a food critic.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Men cannot live on bread alone, sometimes he has to have a Bagel.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Almost Feb. and I haven't used my snowblower yet. Amazing.

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Sunday, January 27, 2019

This is an original 1948 Admiral Console T.V. Magazine Ad

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For $500.00 this would have been a lot of money.

If Startrek was cancelled, I wouldn't be upset. Don't like the story line nor the actors.

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Saturday, January 26, 2019

"Punisher" will have to restock their fake supply of blood for next season.

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Friday, January 25, 2019

Heavy rain & wind last night. Lucky it wasn't snow, we would be up to our necks.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

My psoriasis is tolerable, if I can withstand the desire to scratch.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

The media has started their crusade against Catholics. CNN now needs to buy a renegade priest for their panels.

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Thursday, January 17, 2019

After the movie theater industry collapsed, they turned them in bowling alleys. Quick thinking on someone's part

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

The world was flat, until it wasn't. Fake news is nothing new.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

My mirror is haunted. Every time I look into it, there is an old man staring back at me.

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Sunday, December 2, 2018

The Rules. - The rules seem to be these: if you have written a successful novel, everyone invites you to write short stories. If you have written some good short stories, everyone wants you to write a novel. But nobody wants anything until you have already proved yourself by being published somewhere else. JAMES MICHENER

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Monday, November 19, 2018

They say you should take everything with a grain of salt and then they say that you shouldn't eat too much salt. So, what's the truth?

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Sunday, November 18, 2018

You don't know anything about a person until you read it in the obituary, then you find out what a great person they were.

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Saturday, November 17, 2018

I wonder if a police car, in a car chase, has ever run out of gas?

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Friday, November 16, 2018

"I'm in love with your body......O why O Why.....I'm in love with your body.....O Why O Why....." Elevator music at a hotel in Boston, for 9 floors.

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Thursday, November 15, 2018

When I joined the Air Force, I was told not to discuss politics or religion. Now, on social media, politics is religion.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

So far, my son and I have visited over 40 countries. It's like doing "The Amazing Race" in slow motion.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

You know you've had a bad Caribbean Cruise, when you return home and find out you've lost weight.

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