Sunday, March 31, 2019

When they say a baseball player is a free agent, I don't think he's free. This sounds like something CNN would have you believe.

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

At work, if you don't solve a problem, it's a missed opportunity.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Two guests at the front door yesterday. No, not Mormons. Two Mallards. Male & female.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

TRUTH & CONSEQUENCES

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Monday, March 25, 2019

We assume all politicians are dishonest. As each one is proven to be so, we are elated that we have been proven correct.

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

Heavy rain last night. Snow almost all gone. What is left, is more or less ice.

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Friday, March 22, 2019

The way people dress now, I think they get their fashion tips from "The Walking Dead".

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

I learned a lot of history from James a. Michener. My son learned his from Wishbone.

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

Americans seem to pump out lawyers like it was fast food.

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Celebrities can be such a pain in the ass.

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

When you are young, you really are stupid.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Family are not always friends.

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Friday, March 1, 2019

I've won the lottery until I've checked the numbers.

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

What do they mean by a small scale business? Is it a scale about an inch wide that you put your finger on to get your weight?

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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

At least the Oscars are over. I never heard of anyone breaking their neck by tripping over their ego.

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Monday, February 25, 2019

Woe is me. I broke my shovel.

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Sunday, February 24, 2019

The new TV's are so good, I can even see the freckles on Donna from "Suits".

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Saturday, February 23, 2019

I notice that with a larger TV, a touchdown in football is farther away.

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Friday, February 22, 2019

My son had such a small piece of war cake, I think it was just skirmish cake.

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Saturday, February 16, 2019

My wife asked me why I was talking to myself. I told her because I was the only that gave sensible answers.

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