Saturday, June 22, 2019

I notice that in the movies all retired policemen are lonely. That is not my understanding in real life.

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Thursday, June 20, 2019

You know you have reached the APEX of civilization, when you see Gypsies begging in the shopping mall parking lot.

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Monday, June 17, 2019

Why is it that the people who need the most help don't take it?

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Sunday, June 16, 2019

Today will illustrate Father's Day for me, when I spend the evening with my daughter in the hospital.

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Until social media, we didn't know how dumb our politicians actually were.

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Sunday, June 9, 2019

Social media was mankind's worst invention

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Thursday, June 6, 2019

If everybody has their own truth, nothing is true.

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Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Now they are complaining about Dodge ball. What I am waiting for is complaints about curling. After all, it is men throwing stones.

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Monday, May 27, 2019

Political correctness is not correct. Take your hint from the first word.

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Sunday, May 26, 2019

Did you know that white hens lay white eggs & brown hens lay brown eggs?

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Saturday, May 25, 2019

Saw my wife walking around this morning, looking up, looking down, inside, outside and I asked her what she was doing. She said "I'm looking." I said "Oh no, no looking." Because I know what that means.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Why don't people shine their shoes? I've seen people, male & female, dressed to kill, walking around with scruffy shoes.

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Sunday, May 19, 2019

I heard that a cup of strong tea is good for the soul. It can also give you heartburn.

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Saturday, May 18, 2019

When it comes to the past, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Friday, May 17, 2019

Everyone has secrets and most should remain that way.

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Thursday, May 16, 2019

On the backs of books, one can fly out of prison.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Those who are responsible for suffering in the world couldn't care less.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2019

In the old days, when you had something to confess, you called a Priest, now you call a reporter.

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Sunday, May 12, 2019

Young people want nothing more than to become celebrities.

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Monday, May 6, 2019

INDIANA M&M

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