I just realized that in concentration camp movies, the people are not thin enough.

Can you imagine? Breaking my ribs apart to get at the heart and then bringing them back and tying them together with a piece of wire. 

  The description of the surgery is enough to give me heart failure.

  Interviews done, all tests done, waiting for date for my open heart surgery.

  When I have a bagel, with cream cheese, of course, I always eat the bottom first. Best for last, maybe?

If the person listening agrees with the person speaking, then the person speaking must be right.

Since the Chinese use chopsticks with everything, I was wondering how that works with yogurt?

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 I don't like SUV's. They look like a van that GOD put his hand on the front and the back and pushed it together.

  Some people have been around the block so many times, their tires are bald.

When I see people walk around with ripped jeans, holes in the knees, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I don't know if they are ...

It was a great story. Too bad the author had to resort to such vulgar language. The vulgarity in the banter was unnatural. You don't nee...

 I see that you have to wear a mask on WestJet. They will probably cut out the pretzels too.

  Excellent story. The author makes the characters just come alive.

 All that rain in Texas? That's what happens when an atheist prays for rain.

  I've noticed lately that the quality of fruit and vegetables are deteriorating rapidly. I've had a number of items go bad in the l...

Not good for the Conservative Party. The new leader doesn't have hair like Trudeau. People are so shallow. 

This was a good story. Still had some parts with excessive explanations but much better than the first few books. Not too much moaning and c...

  Success breeds success and a small opportunity for misfortune, the slippery slope.

  My new adventure. Trying to read a German comic book.