Last month, my neighbour across the street threw out 2 chain saws. I went over and grabbed them. They were really junk. One didn't even ...

I remember when we used to use catalogues for toilet paper. What was your favorite, Sears or Eaton's?. 

The world started falling apart when they allowed graffiti to mar the urban landscape.

When I was young and heard a new song, I could understand the words. Nowadays I can't. On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.

  Thoughts come & go and there is nothing you can do about them.

  When I had heart surgery I lost weight and that weight is staying lost.

Your personal life is like a new pair of shoes, people may admire them but they don't know where they pinch.

  When an aircraft takes off, you can always be assured it will return to earth.

  Watching "Line of Duty" would make you think that half of London's coppers are bent.

  I've never won anything with a free lottery ticket. Do you think they make those numbers after the draw?

No matter how nice you are, there is always someone who will criticize you.

  If you sleep with your glasses on, will you see your dreams better?

  I must be slipping. I'm starting to ask my wife what day it is .

 Famous people have relatives and probably some of them are the same as yours.

  What are influencers? Stupid people that other stupid people listen to.

  From watching TV, I gather a lot of people wear the mask to keep their chin warm.

In one of my dreams last night, I dreamt that my double in an alternate universe was rock climbing in Arizona. I don't think he will do ...

Since no one has contracted the flu this year, I'm wondering if the Corona Virus is just a fancy name for a very bad flu. 

As I go for my daily walk, I notice a new form of litter along the sides of the road and sidewalks. And that is face masks. Mostly the blue ...

Number of Covid deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2020 was 19. Number of Flu deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2019 was 18.