One thing I learned from watching crime shows is that if you commit a crime, make sure you go to your job the next day. Police love to  he...

It seems that since I have been in my 70's, I'm always going to funerals. It's like a part time job, with meals.

In this alternate universe, I am a Taser Technician. My job was to go and retrieve the Taser wires that were expended. Drag them back and ...