PensionersRants

Wednesday, June 16, 2021


When I was young and heard a new song, I could understand the words. Nowadays I can't. On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.

Monday, June 14, 2021

 

Thoughts come & go and there is nothing you can do about them.

 


When I had heart surgery I lost weight and that weight is staying lost.

Sunday, June 13, 2021


Your personal life is like a new pair of shoes, people may admire them but they don't know where they pinch.

Friday, June 11, 2021

 


When an aircraft takes off, you can always be assured it will return to earth.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

 


Watching "Line of Duty" would make you think that half of London's coppers are bent.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Free Lottery Ticket

 


I've never won anything with a free lottery ticket. Do you think they make those numbers after the draw?

Friday, June 4, 2021

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Monday, May 31, 2021

Relatives

 Famous people have relatives and probably some of them are the same as yours.

Saturday, May 29, 2021

Influencers

 What are influencers? Stupid people that other stupid people listen to.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Wearing the Mask

 


From watching TV, I gather a lot of people wear the mask to keep their chin warm.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Rock Climbing


In one of my dreams last night, I dreamt that my double in an alternate universe was rock climbing in Arizona. I don't think he will do that again.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Corona Flu

Since no one has contracted the flu this year, I'm wondering if the Corona Virus is just a fancy name for a very bad flu. 

Friday, May 21, 2021

New Form of Litter



As I go for my daily walk, I notice a new form of litter along the sides of the road and sidewalks. And that is face masks. Mostly the blue ones but there are also some on the name brand ones and the more colorful expensive ones. 

Saturday, May 15, 2021


Number of Covid deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2020 was 19.

Number of Flu deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2019 was 18.

Friday, May 14, 2021

Goodbye Greyhound

 

Yesterday I put up a Greyhound ad on my site "Old Magazine Ads". Today I heard they are shutting down their service in Canada. That ad was 74 years ago.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Chinese Joke.


Why did God make women pretty and dumb? Pretty, so men would like them. Dumb, so they would like men.