I remember when we used to use catalogues for toilet paper. What was your favorite, Sears or Eaton's?. 

  If I ever happen to travel to the past, I hope I have a roll of toilet paper with me, just in case.

Like toilet paper, people are now buying a lot of coffee filters. Guess they found out they could make their coffee at home. not rocket sc...

I think that around the country there are people with a lot of toilet paper.

Why are all these people buying  so much toilet paper? Are you supposed to wrap it around you so it will protect you from the virus?

      You often hear people reminisce about the good old days. Well, I remember something special - the toilet paper was a lot rougher. ...