They say you should take everything with a grain of salt and then they say that you shouldn't eat too much salt. So, what's the truth?

You don't know anything about a person until you read it in the obituary, then you find out what a great person they were.

I wonder if a police car, in a car chase, has ever run out of gas?

"I'm in love with your body......O why O Why.....I'm in love with your body.....O Why O Why....." Elevator music at a hotel in Boston, for 9 floors.

When I joined the Air Force, I was told not to discuss politics or religion. Now, on social media, politics is religion.

So far, my son and I have visited over 40 countries. It's like doing "The Amazing Race" in slow motion.

You know you've had a bad Caribbean Cruise, when you return home and find out you've lost weight.