Your birthday is a day when everyone else can eat your cake.

The major problem with large families.....more funerals.

On "Waking Dead", do they dress up for Halloween?

I used to wear an engagement ring.

In Germany, engaged men and women wear a ring on their left hand. When they get married, they switch the ring to the right hand.

The mirage of young voters. "We will change the world."

I notice that when politicians stand up and give speeches there are people around them who nod up and down. Is this where they got the idea for Bobble heads?

Everyone seems to be allergic to something. I found my problem, I think I'm allergic to old age.

My new patio.