Nothing makes you think more about your mortality, than the death of a sibling.

I have never fallen out of bed and don't know anyone who has. I have heard of people falling into bed but I have not experienced it..

Many times I have seen the word unscathed used, but never the word scathe.

Americans have given up respect for the office of the Presidency. I doubt if it will ever return.

The only difference between the rich people and me is that they have more money.

I think my wife is going on a safari tomorrow.

She told me she is going to hunt for giant tigers. Not just any tiger, but giant ones. Can you imagine? She must be very brave. 

Everyone has their own dream....

unfortunately, some turn out to be nightmares.

Are girdles coming back into fashion, now they call them slimming belts?

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the Globe.

I once knew a guy whose name was Clowater. He used to sign his name CLO H2O.

I’m reading this story and the man says, “My name is Ahmed.”

It reminds me of yesterday when I was returning from Halifax. Almost all the way home, I was following a car with the license plate, AHMED.  

If you were going back in time, what would be the first thing to take with you?

I'm opting for a flea collar.

Some people that come to see you are visitors, others are people that stay too long.

How long should a visitor stay? From what I can tell, three days seems to be the magic number. But, this all depends on the people involved.

As we grow older, do the facts of our life turn into fiction?

Do the fish get larger? Do the lies get bigger? Do we change the dreams from the past to fit the present? Does this make us happy?

News to be proud of. "Cocaine use making a comeback in Cape Breton, police say."

There are some places in the past that people don’t like to acknowledge. You don’t want it to nag you through life but no matter how hard we try to forget them, they keep sneaking back.