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Tuesday, March 30, 2021

What was lost is now found.


I think I said awhile ago that I had lost my ring. It was one given to me by my wife over 50 yrs. ago. Before we were married. Gold ring, black onyx center and a diamond in one corner. After my operation, I lost a lot of weight so that my hands were smaller. I was out fooling around the snow blower and when I took off my glove, the ring must have come off with it. I didn't miss it till later. I prayed to St. Anthony to find my ring and then one day, there it was, bold as brass, or should I say bold as gold, laying on my patio. All the snow had melted. My family and I must have looked in that area at least 6 times and saw nothing. Happy to find it.

Sunday, March 28, 2021

5 Things for Today

1.  Having vanilla Ensure for breakfast.

2. Went to mass yesterday evening, so no watching it on TV this morning.

3. Wearing my fake Omega watch today.

4. Too cold to go for a walk. 

5. Have to reactivate my hearing aid dehumidifier.


Thursday, March 25, 2021

Camels are ships of the desert, not container ships

 


5 things for today.

 1. Went to mass yesterday. First time in a year. 

2. Can't wait for summer clothes. Getting tired looking at black.

3. Cut myself shaving this morning. Had to use styptic pencil on it. Man that stings.

4. Prince Harry has a job. (His first?). What a scam.

5. Found my lost ring.

When someone makes a promise that they will pray for you, I have a sneaking feeling that most don't

                                                                Amazon Candles


Tuesday, March 23, 2021

You can bet your booties that the Chinese military is not worried about political correctness.

                                                           

                                               Amazon Books on Chinese Military


Capt. Kirk



I see William Shatner had a birthday yesterday. I also noticed that he was married four times. I have an opinion about people who marry more than twice. At this stage they are not looking for a marriage partner, more like a companion. How about those female stars who marry seven or eight times? I think they just want to go to bed with all their best friends but not show who they really are.

Monday, March 22, 2021

Graffiti


Amazon Graffiti Face Mask


The world started falling apart when they decided that graffiti on buildings was art. 

Thursday, March 18, 2021

  


                  Amazon Nose Pads

While walking in my bedroom, I felt a sharp prick on the bottom of my foot. It turned out to be a nose pad from my glasses. Sure enough, when I removed them, one pad was missing. I didn't even realize it until it stuck in my foot. I suppose I would have eventually caught on. 

Thursday, March 11, 2021

FINGER FOOD


God wiped out dinosaurs because he knew that in a million years or so mankind would arrive and they would be nothing but finger food.



INTERNAL ALARM


When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is look at the clock. If it is around 6am, I try for more sleep. If it is around 7am, it's time to think about getting up. The next thing I do is weigh myself. I lost 17 lbs. after my heart operation and I don't want it back. I want to stay below 170. No need in dragging around an extra 15 lbs. This morning it was 169.0. That's good. Usually it's that or below. I have yet to hit 170. That would be panic time.