Monday, May 31, 2021


 Famous people have relatives and probably some of them are the same as yours.

Saturday, May 29, 2021


 What are influencers? Stupid people that other stupid people listen to.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Wearing the Mask


From watching TV, I gather a lot of people wear the mask to keep their chin warm.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Rock Climbing

In one of my dreams last night, I dreamt that my double in an alternate universe was rock climbing in Arizona. I don't think he will do that again.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Corona Flu

Since no one has contracted the flu this year, I'm wondering if the Corona Virus is just a fancy name for a very bad flu. 

Friday, May 21, 2021

New Form of Litter

As I go for my daily walk, I notice a new form of litter along the sides of the road and sidewalks. And that is face masks. Mostly the blue ones but there are also some on the name brand ones and the more colorful expensive ones. 

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Number of Covid deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2020 was 19.

Number of Flu deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2019 was 18.

Friday, May 14, 2021

Goodbye Greyhound


Yesterday I put up a Greyhound ad on my site "Old Magazine Ads". Today I heard they are shutting down their service in Canada. That ad was 74 years ago.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Chinese Joke.

Why did God make women pretty and dumb? Pretty, so men would like them. Dumb, so they would like men.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Heart Surgery Age


When I had my open heart surgery, I met a number of others having the same operation. The strange thing is they were all men and they were all 57 yrs. of age. I was 77.

Saturday, May 8, 2021



My neighbor has taken up smoking marijuana. It smells like a skunk has pissed on my patio every morning. 

Friday, May 7, 2021



I wear glasses but I am thinking of getting a monocle, one for each eye.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Night Romp

Most people know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. One thing for sure is, you don't lay around for a long time to think about it. 

Saturday, May 1, 2021



If I ever happen to travel to the past, I hope I have a roll of toilet paper with me, just in case.