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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Chinese Joke.


Why did God make women pretty and dumb? Pretty, so men would like them. Dumb, so they would like men.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Heart Surgery Age

 

When I had my open heart surgery, I met a number of others having the same operation. The strange thing is they were all men and they were all 57 yrs. of age. I was 77.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Marihuana

 

My neighbor has taken up smoking marijuana. It smells like a skunk has pissed on my patio every morning. 

Friday, May 7, 2021

Monocle

 


I wear glasses but I am thinking of getting a monocle, one for each eye.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Night Romp


Most people know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. One thing for sure is, you don't lay around for a long time to think about it. 

Saturday, May 1, 2021

TIME TRAVEL

 


If I ever happen to travel to the past, I hope I have a roll of toilet paper with me, just in case.