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Wednesday, June 16, 2021


When I was young and heard a new song, I could understand the words. Nowadays I can't. On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.

Monday, June 14, 2021

 

Thoughts come & go and there is nothing you can do about them.

 


When I had heart surgery I lost weight and that weight is staying lost.

Sunday, June 13, 2021


Your personal life is like a new pair of shoes, people may admire them but they don't know where they pinch.

Friday, June 11, 2021

 


When an aircraft takes off, you can always be assured it will return to earth.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

 


Watching "Line of Duty" would make you think that half of London's coppers are bent.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Free Lottery Ticket

 


I've never won anything with a free lottery ticket. Do you think they make those numbers after the draw?

Friday, June 4, 2021

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Tuesday, June 1, 2021