Beggars now have uniforms. Ripped jeans.

 

Riches to Rags

When I see people walk around with ripped jeans, holes in the knees, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I don't know if they are naive or just plain stupid. I can't imagine someone paying top dollar to buy rags and then wear them. It seems when celebrities are your Gods, you will follow them anywhere. When I was young, parents and grand-parents made sure their children were dressed properly, as best they could afford. They would be ashamed to see how their grand-kids have turned out. Step back and take a look - you're wearing rags. 

Buttonholes

All the buttonholes 

on my shirt are up 

and down, except 

the bottom one.

It is sideways. 

Shout

Saw this product called Shout. I think you spray it on marks on clothing, then hold it up to your face and yell at it. Seems to work well.