When I get up in the morning I smell my face soap to see if I have COVID.

Corona Flu

Since no one has contracted the flu this year, I'm wondering if the Corona Virus is just a fancy name for a very bad flu. 

Self Inflicted Injury

A headache from a hangover is an injury that is self inflicted. Theoretically you should be charged with assault. Then again, the headache is probably enough punishment.