My wife went hunting today. She caught a COSCO chicken.

 

Chicken or the Egg

What comes first, the chicken or the egg? Today, in my house, it was the egg. We had eggs for lunch and will have chicken for supper.

Fish

When it comes to killing fish, I'm a pacifist even though yesterday I had smelt for lunch and fish cakes for supper.

Every time I buy salmon, the cans seem smaller.