Old Age Pension

 

They say the elderly live on air. This is taken into consideration when they are granted a pension. 

I read this.

"In a retirement town, the average is dead or nearly dead".

 

My wife is complaining about the potatoes looking old & wrinkled. I said, "Yeah, just like us."

 

Some people have been around the block so many times, their tires are bald.

Age and Consequences

                                                                       The older I get, the less people there are that are my age. 

Wisdom of Old Age

The much lauded wisdom of old age shall come to pass.....or not, for each of us.

Your birthday is a day when everyone else can eat your cake.

Everyone seems to be allergic to something. I found my problem, I think I'm allergic to old age.

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.