Why is it that the people who need the most help don't take it?

Today will illustrate Father's Day for me, when I spend the evening with my daughter in the hospital.

Until social media, we didn't know how dumb our politicians actually were.

Social media was mankind's worst invention

If everybody has their own truth, nothing is true.

Now they are complaining about Dodge ball. What I am waiting for is complaints about curling. After all, it is men throwing stones.

Political correctness is not correct. Take your hint from the first word.

Did you know that white hens lay white eggs & brown hens lay brown eggs?

Saw my wife walking around this morning, looking up, looking down, inside, outside and I asked her what she was doing. She said "I'm looking." I said "Oh no, no looking." Because I know what that means.

Why don't people shine their shoes? I've seen people, male & female, dressed to kill, walking around with scruffy shoes.

I heard that a cup of strong tea is good for the soul. It can also give you heartburn.

When it comes to the past, let sleeping dogs lie.

Everyone has secrets and most should remain that way.

On the backs of books, one can fly out of prison.

Those who are responsible for suffering in the world couldn't care less.

In the old days, when you had something to confess, you called a Priest, now you call a reporter.

Young people want nothing more than to become celebrities.

INDIANA M&M

When teens, going to school, can go on strike, the end times must be near.

We have access to too many people's opinions.