My wife went hunting today. She caught a COSCO chicken.

 

Murdock Mysteries must have a new set of writers this year. It is starting to look like a real detective show. There are only short spaces of silliness.

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5 Things for Today

1.  Having vanilla Ensure for breakfast.

2. Went to mass yesterday evening, so no watching it on TV this morning.

3. Wearing my fake Omega watch today.

4. Too cold to go for a walk. 

5. Have to reactivate my hearing aid dehumidifier.

Wow! What a difference.

 

Camels are ships of the desert, not container ships

 

5 things for today.

 1. Went to mass yesterday. First time in a year. 

2. Can't wait for summer clothes. Getting tired looking at black.

3. Cut myself shaving this morning. Had to use styptic pencil on it. Man that stings.

4. Prince Harry has a job. (His first?). What a scam.

5. Found my lost ring.

When someone makes a promise that they will pray for you, I have a sneaking feeling that most don't

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You can bet your booties that the Chinese military is not worried about political correctness.

                                                           

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Capt. Kirk

I see William Shatner had a birthday yesterday. I also noticed that he was married four times. I have an opinion about people who marry more than twice. At this stage they are not looking for a marriage partner, more like a companion. How about those female stars who marry seven or eight times? I think they just want to go to bed with all their best friends but not show who they really are.

Graffiti

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The world started falling apart when they decided that graffiti on buildings was art. 

If you drink a gallon of water a day, you won't be interested in other people's drama because you will be too busy peeing.

We all walk around with doubts about ourselves.

Big snow happening today, on the last day of winter. How appropriate. With this snow, maybe I will be able to use up the rest of the gas in the snow blower.

Winning a travel prize now would certainly present a unique set of problems

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While walking in my bedroom, I felt a sharp prick on the bottom of my foot. It turned out to be a nose pad from my glasses. Sure enough, when I removed them, one pad was missing. I didn't even realize it until it stuck in my foot. I suppose I would have eventually caught on. 

Amazon does not sell diamonds themselves. Instead, individual sellers use Amazon as a platform to reach shoppers by listing their goods there.

 

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"Attic Scene" by James Gurney

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On T.V. I saw a black actor with tattoos. His skin was so black, you could hardly see the tats. I wondered why he bothered getting them.

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The story behind how Oprah and CBS got the Harry & Megan interview. That's an easy answer - a big fat cheque.

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