I remember when we used to use catalogues for toilet paper. What was your favorite, Sears or Eaton's?. 

TIME TRAVEL

 

If I ever happen to travel to the past, I hope I have a roll of toilet paper with me, just in case.

Coffee Filters

Like toilet paper, people are now buying a lot of coffee filters. Guess they found out they could make their coffee at home. not rocket science.

Toilet Paper

I think that around the country there are people with a lot of toilet paper.

Toilet Paper

Why are all these people buying  so much toilet paper? Are you supposed to wrap it around you so it will protect you from the virus?

Good Old Days

  

 
 You often hear people reminisce about the good old days. Well, I remember something special - the toilet paper was a lot rougher. And it didn't matter whether it was Eaton's or Simpson's, it just didn't crumple up all that well. If you were out in the woods, you could always use grass. The flies would be on it before it hit the ground.
      After the printing press came out, do you know what the most popular books were? You are going to say the Bible. Well no, it was books of poetry. The pages made fine toilet paper. They say you could see crumpled poetry pages tossed in the wind across the fields of England.
      Did you ever wash you hands after going to an outdoor toilet? No bathroom sinks there. When you were a kid, and they called you shitty-pants, there probably was a reason. And when they said you were as green as grass, they probably meant your ass. Yep, you're as green as your ass.