When you are young, you really are stupid.

Family are not always friends.

I've won the lottery until I've checked the numbers.

What do they mean by a small scale business? Is it a scale about an inch wide that you put your finger on to get your weight?

At least the Oscars are over. I never heard of anyone breaking their neck by tripping over their ego.

Woe is me. I broke my shovel.

The new TV's are so good, I can even see the freckles on Donna from "Suits".

I notice that with a larger TV, a touchdown in football is farther away.

My son had such a small piece of war cake, I think it was just skirmish cake.

My wife asked me why I was talking to myself. I told her because I was the only that gave sensible answers.

1953 SPUN-LO Women's Garments Magazine Ad

There was a time when only two of us on the street had a snow blower. Now, almost everyone has one. Did a lot of driveways back then.

Managers & Supervisors promote their own.

15 cm. (6") of snow and they act like the sky has fallen.

One of my favourite writers is C.J. Box

1947 DAISY BB GUN Magazine Ad

My first news article today. Iranian-Americans in the Bronx, burning American flags and shouting Down with America.

Out for lunch and had steak & eggs. Last time I had that was when I lived in Sardinia in 1968.

My favorite TV show is Chicago PD.

2% of people have green eyes and 3% have grey eyes. Mine is grey.