Winning a travel prize now would certainly present a unique set of problems

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While walking in my bedroom, I felt a sharp prick on the bottom of my foot. It turned out to be a nose pad from my glasses. Sure enough, when I removed them, one pad was missing. I didn't even realize it until it stuck in my foot. I suppose I would have eventually caught on. 

Amazon does not sell diamonds themselves. Instead, individual sellers use Amazon as a platform to reach shoppers by listing their goods there.

 

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"Attic Scene" by James Gurney

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On T.V. I saw a black actor with tattoos. His skin was so black, you could hardly see the tats. I wondered why he bothered getting them.

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The story behind how Oprah and CBS got the Harry & Megan interview. That's an easy answer - a big fat cheque.

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I was watching a movie last evening and I saw on the back wall a sign that said "Rent a Truck Free." Wouldn't it be more proper to say "Borrow a Truck?"

I wonder if the ancient Egyptians were covered with fleas & lice like they were in the Middle Ages?

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It's weird to look outside and see a nice sunny day but you know the temp. is -15 degrees.

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Heard this today. "A cigarette is a piece of paper with tobacco rolled up inside it with smoke at one end and a fool at the other."

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FINGER FOOD

God wiped out dinosaurs because he knew that in a million years or so mankind would arrive and they would be nothing but finger food.

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INTERNAL ALARM

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is look at the clock. If it is around 6am, I try for more sleep. If it is around 7am, it's time to think about getting up. The next thing I do is weigh myself. I lost 17 lbs. after my heart operation and I don't want it back. I want to stay below 170. No need in dragging around an extra 15 lbs. This morning it was 169.0. That's good. Usually it's that or below. I have yet to hit 170. That would be panic time.

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When I lifted a sod on my lawn, I saw worms & wormholes. They have large wormholes in outer space, can you imagine the size of the worms.

Throughout history those banning books have never been on the right side.

 

I burnt the tip of a finger on a bagel this morning when I took it from the toaster oven.

When civilized countries go to war, it's barbarianism that wins for them.

 

Now we are so civilized, we have lockdowns without locks.

Mr. Potatohead

 

Life must be pretty good if you have nothing to complain about but Mr. Potatohead. Some loner makes a complaint and everyone caves in. What a bunch of wimps.

 

Going to make peanut butter cookies but have no eggs. Can I use Cadbury Easter Cream eggs instead?