We all walk around with doubts about ourselves.

Big snow happening today, on the last day of winter. How appropriate. With this snow, maybe I will be able to use up the rest of the gas in the snow blower.

Winning a travel prize now would certainly present a unique set of problems

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While walking in my bedroom, I felt a sharp prick on the bottom of my foot. It turned out to be a nose pad from my glasses. Sure enough, when I removed them, one pad was missing. I didn't even realize it until it stuck in my foot. I suppose I would have eventually caught on. 

Amazon does not sell diamonds themselves. Instead, individual sellers use Amazon as a platform to reach shoppers by listing their goods there.

 

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"Attic Scene" by James Gurney

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On T.V. I saw a black actor with tattoos. His skin was so black, you could hardly see the tats. I wondered why he bothered getting them.

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The story behind how Oprah and CBS got the Harry & Megan interview. That's an easy answer - a big fat cheque.

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I was watching a movie last evening and I saw on the back wall a sign that said "Rent a Truck Free." Wouldn't it be more proper to say "Borrow a Truck?"

I wonder if the ancient Egyptians were covered with fleas & lice like they were in the Middle Ages?

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It's weird to look outside and see a nice sunny day but you know the temp. is -15 degrees.

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Heard this today. "A cigarette is a piece of paper with tobacco rolled up inside it with smoke at one end and a fool at the other."

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FINGER FOOD

God wiped out dinosaurs because he knew that in a million years or so mankind would arrive and they would be nothing but finger food.

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INTERNAL ALARM

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is look at the clock. If it is around 6am, I try for more sleep. If it is around 7am, it's time to think about getting up. The next thing I do is weigh myself. I lost 17 lbs. after my heart operation and I don't want it back. I want to stay below 170. No need in dragging around an extra 15 lbs. This morning it was 169.0. That's good. Usually it's that or below. I have yet to hit 170. That would be panic time.

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When I lifted a sod on my lawn, I saw worms & wormholes. They have large wormholes in outer space, can you imagine the size of the worms.

Throughout history those banning books have never been on the right side.

 

I burnt the tip of a finger on a bagel this morning when I took it from the toaster oven.

When civilized countries go to war, it's barbarianism that wins for them.

 

Now we are so civilized, we have lockdowns without locks.