If you cut a piece out of the side of your bathtub so you can step in, I guess it is no longer a bathtub.

Soap Size

I don't like big soap, bath size. I like the small ones you get at hotels on on a cruise ship.

When you get up in the morning, you have to make your bed. You can't start the day in a disorganized mess or soon it will be shaving every three days, the forgotten haircut, shower and change of clothes. Then you're a three letter word.