You can bet your booties that the Chinese military is not worried about political correctness.

                                                           

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I see William Shatner had a birthday yesterday. I also noticed that he was married four times. I have an opinion about people who marry more than twice. At this stage they are not looking for a marriage partner, more like a companion. How about those female stars who marry seven or eight times? I think they just want to go to bed with all their best friends but not show who they really are.

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The world started falling apart when they decided that graffiti on buildings was art. 

If you drink a gallon of water a day, you won't be interested in other people's drama because you will be too busy peeing.

We all walk around with doubts about ourselves.

Big snow happening today, on the last day of winter. How appropriate. With this snow, maybe I will be able to use up the rest of the gas in the snow blower.

Winning a travel prize now would certainly present a unique set of problems

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While walking in my bedroom, I felt a sharp prick on the bottom of my foot. It turned out to be a nose pad from my glasses. Sure enough, when I removed them, one pad was missing. I didn't even realize it until it stuck in my foot. I suppose I would have eventually caught on. 

Amazon does not sell diamonds themselves. Instead, individual sellers use Amazon as a platform to reach shoppers by listing their goods there.

 

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On T.V. I saw a black actor with tattoos. His skin was so black, you could hardly see the tats. I wondered why he bothered getting them.

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The story behind how Oprah and CBS got the Harry & Megan interview. That's an easy answer - a big fat cheque.

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I was watching a movie last evening and I saw on the back wall a sign that said "Rent a Truck Free." Wouldn't it be more proper to say "Borrow a Truck?"

I wonder if the ancient Egyptians were covered with fleas & lice like they were in the Middle Ages?

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It's weird to look outside and see a nice sunny day but you know the temp. is -15 degrees.

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Heard this today. "A cigarette is a piece of paper with tobacco rolled up inside it with smoke at one end and a fool at the other."

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God wiped out dinosaurs because he knew that in a million years or so mankind would arrive and they would be nothing but finger food.

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INTERNAL ALARM

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is look at the clock. If it is around 6am, I try for more sleep. If it is around 7am, it's time to think about getting up. The next thing I do is weigh myself. I lost 17 lbs. after my heart operation and I don't want it back. I want to stay below 170. No need in dragging around an extra 15 lbs. This morning it was 169.0. That's good. Usually it's that or below. I have yet to hit 170. That would be panic time.

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When I lifted a sod on my lawn, I saw worms & wormholes. They have large wormholes in outer space, can you imagine the size of the worms.