Watching "Line of Duty" would make you think that half of London's coppers are bent.

Free Lottery Ticket

 

I've never won anything with a free lottery ticket. Do you think they make those numbers after the draw?

Criticism

No matter how nice you are, there is always someone who will criticize you.

Sleeping With Glasses On

 

If you sleep with your glasses on, will you see your dreams better?

Question Time

 

I must be slipping. I'm starting to ask my wife what day it is.

Relatives

 Famous people have relatives and probably some of them are the same as yours.

Influencers

 What are influencers? Stupid people that other stupid people listen to.

Wearing the Mask

 

From watching TV, I gather a lot of people wear the mask to keep their chin warm.

Rock Climbing

In one of my dreams last night, I dreamt that my double in an alternate universe was rock climbing in Arizona. I don't think he will do that again.

Corona Flu

Since no one has contracted the flu this year, I'm wondering if the Corona Virus is just a fancy name for a very bad flu. 

New Form of Litter

As I go for my daily walk, I notice a new form of litter along the sides of the road and sidewalks. And that is face masks. Mostly the blue ones but there are also some on the name brand ones and the more colorful expensive ones. 

Number of Covid deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2020 was 19.

Number of Flu deaths in Canada per 100,00 in 2019 was 18.

Goodbye Greyhound

 

Yesterday I put up a Greyhound ad on my site "Old Magazine Ads". Today I heard they are shutting down their service in Canada. That ad was 74 years ago.

Chinese Joke.

Why did God make women pretty and dumb? Pretty, so men would like them. Dumb, so they would like men.

Now I know why our ears stick out. To hold our Mask.

 

Heart Surgery Age

 

When I had my open heart surgery, I met a number of others having the same operation. The strange thing is they were all men and they were all 57 yrs. of age. I was 77.

Marihuana

 

My neighbor has taken up smoking marijuana. It smells like a skunk has pissed on my patio every morning. 

Monocle

 

I wear glasses but I am thinking of getting a monocle, one for each eye.

Darn! I got a splinter in the palm of my hand.

Night Romp

Most people know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. One thing for sure is, you don't lay around for a long time to think about it.