When they say a baseball player is a free agent, I don't think he's free. This sounds like something CNN would have you believe.

At work, if you don't solve a problem, it's a missed opportunity.

Two guests at the front door yesterday. No, not Mormons. Two Mallards. Male & female.

TRUTH & CONSEQUENCES

We assume all politicians are dishonest. As each one is proven to be so, we are elated that we have been proven correct.

Heavy rain last night. Snow almost all gone. What is left, is more or less ice.

The way people dress now, I think they get their fashion tips from "The Walking Dead".

I learned a lot of history from James a. Michener. My son learned his from Wishbone.

Americans seem to pump out lawyers like it was fast food.

Celebrities can be such a pain in the ass.

When you are young, you really are stupid.

Family are not always friends.

I've won the lottery until I've checked the numbers.

What do they mean by a small scale business? Is it a scale about an inch wide that you put your finger on to get your weight?

At least the Oscars are over. I never heard of anyone breaking their neck by tripping over their ego.

Woe is me. I broke my shovel.

The new TV's are so good, I can even see the freckles on Donna from "Suits".

I notice that with a larger TV, a touchdown in football is farther away.

My son had such a small piece of war cake, I think it was just skirmish cake.

My wife asked me why I was talking to myself. I told her because I was the only that gave sensible answers.