PensionersRants
Thursday, August 16, 2018
I wonder if the recent media coverage in the U.S. is a look into the future of their Presidency. When elected, will he have to spend the next four years being constantly attacked by his own country? Will this dictate policy? The fate of the nation taking a back burner to warding off attacks and enacting personal vendettas?
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
When I saw the news about the bridge collapse in Italy,
the first thing that came to my mind was cruise ships. That
sounds odd and I’ll explain. Most ships are built in Germany and Italy. They
are built in sections and welded together. As you walk down the passageway you
can see where the sections come together. If the passageway is level and
smooth, it was built in Germany. If you come along the passageway and you have
to take a step up where they meet, then that ship was built in Italy. The
collapse of the bridge does not surprise me.
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
Monday, August 13, 2018
Friday, August 10, 2018
Thursday, August 9, 2018
I learned a new word today. Pansexual.
Far as I can tell, it
means someone who likes everyone. I know a lot of people like that but they don’t
run around and say they are pansexual. Nor do others. They just call them nice people.
This name is for people who want to feel special, to belong
to a special minority, like saying their family is descendant from Royalty. Of
course they would want the P added to the ever growing list, giving them the
right to march in the parade.
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Friday, August 3, 2018
Thursday, August 2, 2018
Trimming the bushes yesterday, Boxwoods.
And whoops, there was a Wasp nest inside one of the bushes. Only got one sting. Didn't know they put the nest inside of bushes.
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Monday, July 30, 2018
Last Night’s Dream.
In this alternate universe, I am a Taser Technician. My job
was to go and retrieve the Taser wires that were expended. Drag them back and
restore them to the Taser.
In our present world, Taser wires extend to about 15”. In my other
world, the wires fly out to about 150”. I saw myself crawling over bushes,
through windows and around buildings. Not surprising, because these are DNA seeking
Taser wires. Fire the weapon and it seeks the person. Taking the path of least
resistance, it went through thorn bushes, not around them.
I have nothing to do with the firing of the Taser. I think I am in the Police and I am definitely on the bottom of that totem pole. I just have to
collect all these strung out wires and stuff them back into a box for next
time. Frustrating job done and then I wake up.
Sunday, July 29, 2018
Saturday, July 28, 2018
Friday, July 27, 2018
It’s the thought that counts.
Rubbish. If the idea is no good, it amounts to nothing. If the idea is good but not acted on, it amounts to nothing. It is the most inexpensive of gifts and does not require wrapping. Although the receiver may say, "It's the thought that counts," I'm sure they feel dejected.
Thursday, July 26, 2018
I wake up in the morning with great intentions, then reality sets in...
In this case, I was going to cut the grass this morning but then saw that it rained last night. You know what? I can't be sure I would really have cut the grass.
Lady, don’t be such an idiot...
So, I saw this morning that a woman in Ont. Is suing a
barber for not cutting her hair. She’s black, he’s white. He’s probably over
60. She is going to report him to the Human Rights Comm. Getting her 15 min. of
fame.
This man is not comfortable cutting women's hair. He doesn't cut his wife's. What if she was not pleased with the haircut, would she sue him for that? Will he be forced to do it?
So, I guess we are not allowed to make our own choices.
Someone else has the right to tell us how we should run our lives. This works
in the big picture. The laws etc. But not when we have to form our life by some
individual’s likes or dislikes. Like my next door neighbor telling me not to cut the grass
at 9 am. He has the right to decide for me?
If that happened to me, I would take that as a hint not to
get my haircut there. It just so happened that I went for a haircut this
morning and told my barber about this. He said if he was forced to cut someone’s
hair, they would definitely remember the haircut and not return.
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Saw a good ad on T.V. yesterday concerning tattoos.
Rather than finding a cure for some disease or something
important, they invented a makeup to cover tattoos. It made me chuckle to think
of that drunken moment coming home to roost. At least it is cheaper than the permanent
removable process. All you have to do is rub it on over the offending graffiti,
and poof out of sight, out of mind. Now, you can sport yourself at a biker fest
and then you can go to a fancy restaurant in the evening and not get the evil
stares. Just be careful and not spill any wine on yourself.
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